The Captain of the damaged Costa Concordia seems to have found a new law of Physics which I think we can only name as Schettino's Luck. The amazing trajectory of him being flown from the Captains Bridge to a Safe Lifeboat is nothing short of an amazing phyical law that no one as found before. Or complete bullshit!!! Sadly this trajectory must not have been found on the night of the Titanic as the Captain of that vessel sank with it as his duty by the Helm...
This must be the biggest Captain's fable of all time! An amazing cover up lie ever told.
It is a disgrace to a wonderful company that has amazing fleets of cruise liners and many have enjoyed their time on these vessels.
Don't Worry Costa Cruisers we will still have faith in you...but not of this captain..
so here is a poem written for him!
Entitled Schettino's Luck
Schettino's Luck
As the ship rolls and bucks
The Captain flung into a lifeboat safe
To others he raises arm to wave
No way will I go down
The others must all drown
The ship lodges on a rock
He not even wearing woman's frock
As Captain makes another rule
Now he looks to the world a fool
Captain first and others later
What shame he brings to his pater!
The guardian of a wonderful vessel
No mermaid to cover with her golden hair trestle
Full of people with hopes and dreams
The world to see and hear all their screams.
But what luck
a fall into a lifeboat safe!! ugh "the F***" we all know what rhymes with luck!
With ship in a list
You are taking the piss
we think your tale is a Captains' fable
No way will we dine at your table..
Honour the dreams of those you serve
and make amends for those you did not preserve.
The boat may sink but the truth always surfaces..
M. Bahhaj 2012
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/jan/16/costa-concordia-company-captain-disaster
http://news.sky.com/home/world-news/article/16151520
http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/europe/search-teams-suspend-operations-after-cruise-ship-shifts/2012/01/18/gIQAy9eR7P_story.html
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-16576979
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